Differences Between Men and Women

Men and Women have been created by God differently.We just have to live with that.Unless we understand their differences,then it would be difficult to carry on a good and healthy relationship with the wife and it would certainly be a great loss as far as marketing business opportunities are concerned.

Differences Beetween Men and Women

Here are some differences.

WHEN IT COMES TO NICKNAMES:

If Gloria, Suzanne, Katrina, and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Katrina, and Michelle.But if Bob, tom, Bryan and Dave go out,they will affectionately refer to each other as Bonehead,Booger,Dogman and pooman.

WHEN IT COMES TO EATING OUT, HERE YOU WILL SEE THE DIFFERENCE:

And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, John and Jack will each throw P1,000 bills,even though it's only for P150.None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.When the girls get their check,out come the pocket calculators.

WHEN IT COMES TO BATHROOM:

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from a hotel.

The average number of item in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

WHEN IT COMES TO HANDWRITING:

To their credit,men do not decorate their penmanship.They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts.Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you,she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

WHEN IT COMES TO GROCERIES:

A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys them. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a slice of pizza and a coke,then he goes grocery shopping.He buys everything that looks good.By the time a man reaches the checkout counter,his cart is packed tighter than the cart can hold.Ofcourse, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less-lane.

WHEN IT COMES TO SHOES YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCES:

When preparing for work, a woman will put on a suit, then slip on a pair of comfortable shoes. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag. When she gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes.

Five minutes later,she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

WHEN IT COMES TO OFFSPRING:

Ah, Children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secrets fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

WHEN IT COMES TO DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

WHEN IT COMES TO ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

AND WHEN IT COMES TO CATS:

Woman love cats.Men say they love cats,but when women aren't looking,men kick cats.

AND WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES:

When a woman goes to her closet and says, "I don't have anything to wear," "she really means " I don't have anything new to wear," When a man goes to his closet and says, " I don't have anything to wear," what he really means is ," I don't have anything clean to wear."

And finally, "Few women admit their age.Few men act theirs."

Men want respect, Women want intimacy.Give them what they want. No man can live without woman

" A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

" Later the same day,the wife says, "Now that we're back on speaking terms,shut up!